Given me the opportunity to go back into education and improve my maths skills as they run a free course at my local Adult Education Centre. This helped me gain a place at my local College and gaining a BTEC. Allowing me to go onto University. Become rich and earn lots becoming a Media mogul.
Emptying my bins so my street does not resemble a landfill site. Excluding my very messy next-door neighbour who creates more rubbish than the rest of street and who’s back garden looks like Steptoe’s backyard.
Allow me to vote in some corrupt politician in the election. Who probably won’t do what he said he would do when he sent me his promises in the post on paper.
Not fill the potholes in on my road. Causing me to nearly fall and break my ankle when trotting home in my heels. Not good for my street cred at all.
Hassle me for more Council Tax when we pay enough Tax as it is. MP’s expenses spring to mind hmm hmm.
Make buses lower floor so I have to endure the wrath of the Mothers committee and their prams that they need a licence to operate.
Make Dog walkers pickup after their pooches. As I don’t really want to have poop stuck to my shoe when I get home. My B&Q special laminate flooring really won’t appreciate that.